Tuesday, 6 December 2011 - 10:12 PM EST

This area reserved for "serious" comments only.  Blogs are "serious"

Wednesday, 7 December 2011 - 3:36 PM EST

Sure thing boss. Are you Krakow or Truth?

Oh, I wish people would stop calling me a goiter and I really hate it when the wind blows.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011 - 7:41 PM EST

I just sodomized Krakow!

Wednesday, 7 December 2011 - 7:41 PM EST

I just sodomized Truth!

Wednesday, 7 December 2011 - 10:19 PM EST

Oh my!

I have to go because once again I have gravy running down me.

Thursday, 8 December 2011 - 4:50 PM EST

Hey guys.  I'm bored just flopping around from all the chewing that goes on everyday.  Should I get a tatt or a piecing or both?

Thursday, 8 December 2011 - 4:53 PM EST

 Silly Wattle ^piercing, but a piecing might be good too! It has pie in it.  I can hold up to 4 pies, way mroe than any stupid pelican can.

Thursday, 8 December 2011 - 4:53 PM EST

 Silly Wattle ^piercing, but a piecing might be good too! It has pie in it.  I can hold up to 4 pies, way more than any stupid pelican can.

Saturday, 10 December 2011 - 5:55 PM EST

Hey boss.  I hope you are having a great day and closer to your triumphant return.

Today I woke up with gravy,  chocolate pudding, and Skittles stuck to me.

Saturday, 10 December 2011 - 11:00 PM EST

I am alone.

I am sad.

Sunday, 11 December 2011 - 1:12 AM EST

I am so sick of doing the Lady Vol stats.  Why can't Pat just get stupid and retire?

Oh well, gotta go troll for teenage boys.

Sunday, 11 December 2011 - 12:56 PM EST

 The less I blog the more you post.  Interesting! Be sure to check me out on twitter!

Sunday, 11 December 2011 - 8:11 PM EST

I just had sex with your wife!

Sunday, 11 December 2011 - 9:49 PM EST

Proverbs 3:5, 6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Monday, 12 December 2011 - 3:22 AM EST

I think I just found a license plate!

Monday, 12 December 2011 - 7:21 PM EST

God Bless!

Monday, 12 December 2011 - 9:01 PM EST

God Bless you too Tim Tebow!

I think I have one of your #15 Florida jerseys in here.  Will you autograph it if I can get it cleaned up?

Tuesday, 13 December 2011 - 9:58 PM EST

I miss you RJ!

Wednesday, 14 December 2011 - 4:01 PM EST

El Con swallowed a chunk of coal one night becasue he thought it was an Oreo cookie.  Three weeks later El Cons Colon crapped out a diamond. True story.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011 - 4:01 PM EST

El Con swallowed a chunk of coal one night becasue he thought it was an Oreo cookie.  Three weeks later El Cons Colon crapped out a diamond. True story.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011 - 8:33 PM EST

Just had my dick in some pussy.

MEOW!

Wednesday, 14 December 2011 - 10:24 PM EST

Yes, I remember that.  The moron was in such a hurry to answer the door for his 2 large Domono's pizzas he flushed it. I worked really hard on that.

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 1:20 PM EST

Hey Guys!  Just got done deleting some threads and banning some posters!

Plumbervol do I make you proud?

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 3:37 PM EST

I remember one time when he went on one of those 7 day eating binges.  He shoveled in stuff I had never seen before.  We in the lower half had to work around the clock trying to get it all evacuated.  I sure wish he would consider being bulimic for a year and gives us down here a break.

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 4:24 PM EST

I remember one time when RJ licked me.  That guy is kinky!

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 6:04 PM EST

Imposter.  It is impossible to find  me.  It would take a forklift and the Jaws of Life.

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 7:01 PM EST

RJ just paid some black guy 20 bucks to milk me!

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 10:05 PM EST

I get more cake smeared on me than all fat girls at their wedding receptions.

Thursday, 15 December 2011 - 10:12 PM EST

O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,

It is the night of our dear Saviour's birth.

Long lay the world in sin and error pining,

'Til He appear'd and the soul felt its worth.

A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,

For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.

Fall on your knees! O hear the angels' voices!

O night divine, O night when Christ was born;

O night divine, O night, O night Divine.

Led by the light of Faith serenely beaming,

With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.

So led by light of a star sweetly gleaming,

Here come the wise men from Orient land.

The King of Kings lay thus in lowly manger;

In all our trials born to be our friend.

He knows our need, to our weakness is no stranger,

Behold your King! Before Him lowly bend!

Behold your King, Before Him lowly bend!

Truly He taught us to love one another;

His law is love and His gospel is peace.

Chains shall He break for the slave is our brother;

And in His name all oppression shall cease.

Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,

Let all within us praise His holy name.

Christ is the Lord! O praise His Name forever,

His power and glory evermore proclaim.

His power and glory evermore proclaim.

Friday, 16 December 2011 - 2:18 PM EST

HEY, CAN ANYBODY SEE US!?!

Friday, 16 December 2011 - 7:50 PM EST

RJ banned me.  Is anyone really surprised?

Saturday, 17 December 2011 - 12:54 AM EST

Yo El Cons Fat Little Stubby Toes, I can.

Monday, 19 December 2011 - 3:02 PM EST

Good to see the censorship was re-thought.  Blogs are serious business!